Me: How can I help you?
Patient: Can you bring me some ice? ...A lot of ice?
Me: Sure thing!
I got a humongous mug full of ice and jaunted off down towards the patient's room.
When I entered, he and his family were very grateful. As I was leaving, I heard one of the visitors say, "On the rocks, please!"
I turned around and the patient had just opened a large bottle of rum.
I couldn't believe my eyes. He wouldn't give me the bottle, so the nurse had to go in and snatch it away from him. Unbelievable!